The Top 100 Funniest Fantasy Football Team Names
Posted by  badge Boss on Jun 18, 2022 - 09:30PM

Pick the perfect name for your team ahead of the Premier League season with our list of the wittiest football-related puns and jokes

The 2022-23 Fantasy Premier League is open! So, you’ve signed up to play the game, carefully selected your squad, designed a kit and then… the dreaded team name screen hits you.

We’ve all been there – spending far, far longer than is healthy trying to devise some kind of witty football-related pun with which to draw a laugh or two from the rest of the league.

As Premier League fantasy football games get under way ahead of the new season, GOAL is here to save you some time and energy.

We’ve collected the 100 funniest (family friendly) fantasy football team names. Have a quick read of these and you’ll have your fantasy football side sorted in no time!

100. Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels


99. Only Kruls & Horses


98. Purple Reina


97. Hakuna Juan Mata


96. Top Dier

95. It’s All Gone Shane Long


94. Ibe Gotta Feeling


93. Batshuayi Crazy


92. Rhythm of Van Dijk

91. Two’s Kompany


90. Best Ings In Life Are Free


89. Delph & Safety


88. Earth, Wind & Maguire


87. Citizen Kane


86. Krul Intentions


85. Giroud Awakening

84. Kepa Clean Sheet


83. Goals Aloud


82. Cry Me a River Plate


81. Dynamo Chicken Kiev


80. Cameroon Diaz


79. Lacazette dello Sport


78. Diego Costa Coffee

77. Lads On Toure


76. No Kane, No Gain


75. Luke KyleWalker


74. Obi Wan-Bissaka


73. Krul and the Gang


72. Jurgener Believers


71. Alisson Wonderland


70. Lovren An Elevator

69. Gangster’s Allardyce


68. Crouch Potato


67. The Big Lewandowski


66. Olympique Mayonnaise


65. Aaron Wan-Bissaka Nil


64. Bilbao Baggins

63. Top of the Klopps

62. Come Digne With Me


61. Kings of Leon Osman


60. Dunk ‘n’ Donuts


59. Deeney in a Bottle


58. Turkish De Ligt


57. Tea & Busquets


56. Pique and De Bruyne


55. Dzeko and the

54. The Cesc Pistols


53. TAA Very Much


52. Moves Like Agger


51. Sonic Huth


50. Neuer Gonna Give You Up

49. Silence of the Lahms


48. Hit Me Bebe One More Time


47. Pjanic at the Disco


46. You Petr Cech Yourself


45. Pepe Pig

44. Bacuna Matata


43. Tinchy Sneijder


42. Obi-Wan Iwobi


41. One Flew Over Lukaku’s Nest


40. When Harry Met Alli

39. Expected Toulouse


38. Dukes of Hazard


37. Willian Dollar Baby


36. Enter Shaqiri


35. Chicken Tikka Mo Salah

34. Game of Stones


33. Giroud Let the Dogs out?


32. Fiorentina Turner


31. All the Smallings


30. Finding Timo

29. Kroos Control


28. Murder on Zidane’s floor


27. The Zarate Kid


26. Smack My Bilic Up


25. Pique Blinders


24. Victorious Secret

23. Blink-1 Eto’o


22. The Passion of the Cruyff


21. Egg Fried Reus


20. How I Met Your Mata

19. Martial Law


18. Absolutely Fabregas


17. Cesc and the City


16. Balotelli-Tubbies


15. Boom Xhakalaka


14. Neville Wears Prada


13. Klopps and Robbers

12. Lady Yaya


11. Lord of the Ings


10. Guns ’N Moses

9. Ayew Being Served?


8. The Wizard of Ozil


7. Flying Without Ings


6. Benteke Fried Chicken


5. Show Me Da Mane


4. Game of Throw-ins

3. Ctrl Alt De Laet


2. Who Ate All Depays?


1. Lallanas in Pyjamas



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